Friday, January 12, 2007

Time to wet your "Beef Whistle"

After Jack's hilarious "Beef Whistle" comment in the Beauty and the Geek post, I had to take a closer look at his top two chicks (which he claimed were 7's). Here is his first choice (JennyLee at top right) Admittedly, she is hot. She has a porn star quality that is quite appealing. The "vampire" chick (aka "Beef Whistler" at left), definitely looks like she'd F your brains out. HOWEVER, I'm sure I'm not the only one that is mortified by overly fair-skinned girls (ahem, need I say more?). Still, she doesn't have red hair, so a little exposure to some cancer-causing UVB would do her some good. That being said, I still think Nadia (bottom right) is the hottest (this is really true if you watch the show). Plus, she's not as big of a bimbo as the rest (Although her profile says she's 26 and a "Sorority Girl", so I'm not sure what that means).
Finally, am I the only person that thought some of the guys on this show bear a striking resemblance to a few members of a fraternal order we know?


Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

Oh...I didn't look at the bio page! They do look better. The chick in the bottom picture still has a goofy look on her face though!

12/1/07 13:37  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

I can think of a few ways to wipe that look off her face.

(I'll save Cohort the trouble):

12/1/07 13:52  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

LOL! Beat it off her face with the "love hammer."

12/1/07 13:55  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

love hammer?! LOL Did you get a daily calendar with those names on it for Christmas???

Thursday, January 11th: Beef Whistle

Friday, January 12th: Love Hammer

Saturday, January 13th: Wood Splitter


12/1/07 13:59  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...

Don't forget Shizznanon's favorite, the "pork sword".

12/1/07 16:13  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...

Those chicks have stupid looking bad you couldn't change them around a little.

12/1/07 16:14  

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