Time to wet your "Beef Whistle"

After Jack's hilarious "Beef Whistle" comment in the Beauty and the Geek post, I had to take a closer look at his top two chicks (which he claimed were 7's). Here is his first choice (JennyLee at top right) Admittedly, she is hot. She has a porn star quality that is quite appealing. The "vampire" chick (aka "Beef Whistler" at left), definitely looks like she'd F your brains out. HOWEVER, I'm sure I'm not the only one that is mortified by overly fair-skinned girls (ahem, need I say more?). Still, she doesn't have red hair, so a little exposure to some cancer-causing UVB would do her some good. That being said, I still think Nadia (bottom right) is the hottest (this is really true if you watch the show). Plus, she's not as big of a bimbo as the rest (Although her profile says she's 26 and a "Sorority Girl", so I'm not sure what that means).
Finally, am I the only person that thought some of the guys on this show bear a striking resemblance to a few members of a fraternal order we know?