Monday, August 07, 2006

Exploding melon.

Does anyone know for sure if your head will explode if you cover your mouth, nose, and ears while sneezing? Also, if you were to secure your eyes open, will they blow out of their sockets? I wish we could find a little kid to test it on. Kids are expendable, and also a renewable resource.


Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

I have one coming. You can use him.

7/8/06 06:58  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Lol, I bet Katie will appreciate that.

7/8/06 07:01  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

After reading Jack's post about the car accident this morning, then reading Cohort's post, I think Cohort needs to work on his "timing". LOL

7/8/06 07:06  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

What good are kids if you can't experiment on them? Ha ha Manual labor, I suppose. Like when my brothers and I used to split and stack wood in the dead of winter, and mom and dad would sit in the nice warm house.

7/8/06 07:10  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

Yeah, the way your parents worked your youngest brother was brutal, just brutal. haha

7/8/06 07:19  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Manual labor is their sole purpose in life. Someone has to stitch my Nikes and shingle my roof. You know what I've always wanted to try? Giving a kid a bunch of sleeping pills, followed by a bunch of caffeine pills, then just sit back and watch what happens.

7/8/06 07:21  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

You're deranged.

7/8/06 07:37  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Do you think his nervous system would have total melt down, or would he rotate from drowsy to rowdy?

7/8/06 07:48  

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