Thursday, August 31, 2006

Best. Movie. Ever.

I can't believe there's a sequel to this. The previews are so fucking funny. Cash money.

10 Comments:

Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

That movie sucked ass. It was just 2 hours of them pissing and shitting on each other with their dicks flopping around. I think they only make movies so they can be naked together.

31/8/06 12:21  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

Hence the reason Cohort liked it so much.

31/8/06 12:23  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Whatever dude, those previews were hilarious. And I don't recall them pissing or shitting on each other in the first one.

31/8/06 12:26  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

As all the spoonhouse members know, here's fine line between funny and downright irritating. Some of the stuff in the previews looked hilarious: Knoxville getting destroyed by a bull, the firehose rodeo, the giant tire roll, etc.
But then there are those instances when you wonder, "why doesn't somebody punch Knoxville in the fucking throat?!". Like when he's running around at a party smashing trash can lids around people's heads. You could tell that everybody was getting pissed. Guess it wouldn't look good if you coldcock the star of the movie on camera

31/8/06 12:30  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Yeah no shit. Can't you morons watch a show with a rocket powered bike without using the term "gay".

31/8/06 12:30  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...

Jim, I'm glad you noticed that about Knoxville and the trash can lid thing, how annoying was that!? I was getting pissed just watching it. All the other stuff seemed great though!

31/8/06 12:33  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

I like how Cohort and Simon (the two biggest homophobes and gay accusers on the Spoonhouse) all of a sudden get a holier than thou attitude.
I guess their love for each other has reached a new height. Can you say, Brokeback Mt. Holly?

31/8/06 12:33  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Yeah, so one little annoying instance. Big deal. The rest is priceless.

31/8/06 12:33  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

I can't help it. Cohort was the one who posted a shitty preview about a clearly homoerotic movie. I just calls 'em like I sees 'em. I'm a huge fan of the show. But two fucking hours of those retards crashing shopping carts into each other gets a little old. It's just too much in one sitting.

31/8/06 13:13  
Blogger Garble said...

I think I understand what I'm seeing. I think Simon is starting to take the gay comments personally and is beginning to feel hurt. Jack and Cohort are still locked in the closet and don't mind. That's why Simon is getting offended by the homophobia first. He won't be the first gay friend I've ever had, but he'll be the most obvious.

As for Jackass...I want to see the one where gets curbed. That would be great. He was good in Duke of hazard though.

31/8/06 19:36  

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