It's not a living, it's a waste of a life.
posted by Garble at 3:41 AM
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I've never understood why Dilbert's tie is always sticking up.
Office jobs suck.
Dilberts 'Tie' is sticking up because he's not getting any.
That makes sense.
Actually, if you look at any of the comics where he is sitting at his desk his tie is hitting the top of the desk and curling. And because he's been there SO long his tie just stays that way.
FAQ: Why does Dilbert's tie flip up?
The answer is either A) It's a metaphor for his inability to control his environment, or B) He's just glad to see you.
I guess we were all wrong. There is no use in anyone asking any questions anymore. Just type in what you want to know on Google. Asking people is just a waste of time.
Why does everything degenerate into "gay" comments?
P.S. I don't think dilbert is that great, I just wanted to know the answer to your shitty question. Then I realized that in this information age that we live in, that people don't really need to ask questions anymore because all the answers are so readily available. Its kinda funny to think of a world were you don't need to ask anyone a question. Except for the obvious stuff like making plans and such.
This post is the 500th post on Spoonhouse99 (The Next Generation). I'm not sure which is more impressive: the fact that a bunch of miscreants from Holly MI were able to focus on one task for that long, OR the fact that roughly 496 of those posts contain little or nothing of value and instead contribute to the decadence of society as a whole.
Impressive... most impressive.
SPOONHOUSE99 RULES!!! WOOOOOOOO!!! PARTY!!! WASTED!!!
So does this mean we can retire now?
For you to retire you'd first have to do something worthwhile. (Unless you have a union card)
As for your claim that you don't need to ask people anymore...
The line 'he's just happy to see you' is an old euphemism for an erection. That could be caused by lack of sex. So I was right, you just didn't realize it.
And everything always devolves to ‘gay shit’ because you’re a bunch of closet cases.
I didn’t realize this was post #500. It’s ironic that the title to the 500nth post of the spoon house includes the line: Waste of a life in the title.
"The line 'he's just happy to see you' is an old euphemism for an erection. That could be caused by lack of sex. So I was right, you just didn't realize it."
Garble, You say "That could be caused by lack of sex." Saying COULD BE doesnt mean it's a true fact, therefore negating any chance of you being right.
The answer is either A) It's a metaphor for his inability to control his environment, or B) He's just glad to see you.
No where in statement B) does the author say Dilbert is happy to see you because of lack of sex.
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