It’s pretty obvious that He-Man is gay so I won’t waste time writing about it, I’ll just quote the piece from slate and give you the link here.
"...Prince Adam, He-Man's alter ego, is a ripped Nordic pageboy with blinding teeth and sharply waxed eyebrows who spends lazy afternoons pampering his timid pet cat; he wears lavender stretch pants, furry purple Ugg boots, and a sleeveless pink blouse that clings like saran wrap to his pecs. To become He-Man, Adam harnesses what he calls "fabulous secret powers": His clothes fall off, his voice drops a full octave, his skin turns from vanilla to nut brown, his giant sword starts gushing energy, and he adopts a name so absurdly masculine it's redundant. Next, he typically runs around seizing space-wands with glowing knobs and fabulously straddling giant rockets. He hangs out with people called Fisto and Ram Man, and they all exchange wink-wink nudge-nudge dialogue: "I'd like to hear more about this hooded seed-man of yours!" "I feel the bony finger of Skeletor!" "Your assistance is required on Snake Mountain!" "
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Don't forget that he never ONCE made a pass at Teela. Definitelt GAY. Not like Link in the Zelda cartoons. His whole motivation for saving Hyrule was hosing Zelda.
I used to watch He-Man when I was in 2nd grade. It's been so long since I saw an episode that I'd forget all the character's names except He-Man and skeletor. The slate article is pretty funny. Didn't they make a live action movie with Dolph Lundgrin?
I'm glad I wasn't old enough to witness that abomination. You're one a roll Gayble, two homo posts in a matter of a few hours.
LOL "hosing Zelda".
Who's what guy Jack? Davis, I mean Chico?
Ha ha. Finally got him to join up. He wanted to know how you guys got ahold of pics of his night job!
Welcome to the annoyance of Spoonhouse99 Chico.
It was only chance finding that picture.
I guess it’s all about knowing your audience. Most of you don’t like cars, economics, politics, current events, business, or gas. But you seem to eat up homosexuals and cartoons. When I saw a story about He-Man being gay I figured you’d be on it like Jim on Myspace.
welcome chico by the way.
I want to know how Skeletor can say "He Man" without lips.
I wanna know how anyone can say "He Man" without laughing.
a couple points:
1.He-Man could obliterate Link.
2.Yes, Dolph played He-man in the live movie. He was chasing tail (female tail!) thru the whole flick.
3.Welcome, D-man. Glad you could join the gayness that has become the House.
on that note, why has the Spoonhouse spiraled into a brown void of homoness? Recall that the REAL Spoonhouse99 was a very heterosexual (and extremely awkward) situation.
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