Anatomy of a dork
Legend:
1. USB port in skull for easy hook-up to internet role-playing games.
2. Bedhead from lack of bathing within the previous decade.
3. Rosy cheeks from when that girl said "can you please stop staring at my chest"
4. Cluttered brain filled with useless RPG statistics including how many experience points it takes to get his Elvish druid to level 7.
5. Teeth with crusted on doritos and mountain dew.
6. Piss smell eminating from urine stains as a result of some fat, stupid jock threatening to kick his ass if he doesn't write him a 3,000 word dissertation on the fall of the Prussian Empire.
posted by Jim Brannick at 12:06 PM
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3 Comments:
LOL. I was laughing my ass off for like 4 years. Haha I can't believe you still have that picture. That's so great in every way possible.
Unfortunately, I only have a digital copy. I'm hoping that Simon still has the original and that he's planning on having it preserved in an inert gas-filled titanium case.
Haha now the blog is slowly becoming more hilarious. Everyone should make comics now.
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