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21 Comments:
Ha ha ha! Why is he wearing a monacle?
Well you know how the wealthy, upper class people are.
This is but one of my many super-powers
I just thought he'd been spending so much time at Holly's nicer trailer parks that his standards were slipping.
Well geez, I can't compare myself to you. A successful engineer at the largest auto maker in the world, and me, a lowly peon working for acorns at a two-bit dump in Holly.
It's tough being "unsuccessful." Don't worry Cohort, someday you too can be a yuppie douche-bag.
I didn't necessarily mean Garble.
Seriously, I'm going to move up north and live in a hut and trade moccasins to the natives for goods and services.
Careful Cohort... don't start talking about trade, etc.... you might get an essay on how the barter system is a better economic system. HA!
Sorry Jack, I thought you were talking about Garbs.
Can you give a good example of a successful yuppie? Are we talking about the "Bruces" of the world? Or, rather, people who come from modest roots, then become successful, then morph into yuppies?
Hahaha, good one Jim.
Bruce is a REALLY good example! But I do know quite a few yuppies who came from honest, hard-working roots and are still douches.
Modern monetary policy better than either barter or commodities backed because...wait, that was sarcasm wasn't it? No one really wants to talk about this do they? Oops, my bad.
YUPPIE means Young Urban Professional. Engineering is a profession, but I don't know if I count as young anymore. As for where I live being 'urban' well, you'll have to visit and decide for yourselves about that. Either way I don't think I completely fit the bill.
annoying? Sure I am.
I'm not an engineer damnit, I'm a scientist. I failed out of engineering.
For crying out loud! If Lunchbox is a "scientist", then I'm going to have to change my profession.
Off topic, but has anyone seen the WRIF rock girl?
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
"...this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?"
Classic. I'm surspised McMinn hasn't jumped all over the Ghostbuster quotes. I did see the WRIF girl. She's not bad. I was sure they were gonna pick a blonde. I was wrong!
I thought the WRIF girl was kinda gross. Drew and Mike always had a weird taste in women.
I thought the WRIF was decent- she has a great stomach! But the face leaves something to be desired. Notice how she always turns her head slightly to one side? That's because she's got a really dark filling in the right side of her mouth that shows when she smiles.
Christ, now I'm starting to sound like Mike Clark! God help me!
She was better than half the girls they had on there to choose from! Did you see them? Pretty much 5's (JS).
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