Simon Hawk Speaks on McDonalds
Simon Hawk posted this as a comment. I thought it should be immortalized as it’s own post before he deleted it. So here is the wit and wisdom of Simon Hawk:
"Mcdonalds if for fatsees, I say if you eats so much fast food that your shit explodeds thane fucki t. This places is fa fucking dumpt from hell. I'll blow your fucking heads of with my ninethoudds horesepoweer gun shooting machine weith rockests hooked to it. then after your feaces are being rebuilded I'll punch your fat heads off in throww them into chipper. I say fucking delted this hsityy house of forks and I'll rule the fucking universe with an Iron fist of nucler missles. everyone sucks meat ass but me. I amd the sole an only best person ever created on this planet. You all suck,. I ruyle. Fukc the world, fuck yopu fuck this place fuck everythign"
~Simon Hawk
"Mcdonalds if for fatsees, I say if you eats so much fast food that your shit explodeds thane fucki t. This places is fa fucking dumpt from hell. I'll blow your fucking heads of with my ninethoudds horesepoweer gun shooting machine weith rockests hooked to it. then after your feaces are being rebuilded I'll punch your fat heads off in throww them into chipper. I say fucking delted this hsityy house of forks and I'll rule the fucking universe with an Iron fist of nucler missles. everyone sucks meat ass but me. I amd the sole an only best person ever created on this planet. You all suck,. I ruyle. Fukc the world, fuck yopu fuck this place fuck everythign"
~Simon Hawk
posted by Garble at 2:03 AM
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2 Comments:
So how drunk were you when you wrote this?
No, i reposted it. You posted it as a comment in another thread and I wanted to imortalize it.
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