Less pounding your pud...
...more putting it to the old lady.
According to this study, masturbation is not as healthy as intercourse. The Register has a good article summarizing the downside of making "the bald man cry."
According to this study, masturbation is not as healthy as intercourse. The Register has a good article summarizing the downside of making "the bald man cry."
posted by Jim Brannick at 6:43 AM
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Was there ever a strong argument that it was as good as sex? This is another news of the Duh.
It's not the first time a "Duh" thing has been published in the primary literature. People get famous and make millions off of shit like this.
It reminds me of studies like: Married people live longer than single people; OR people who don't smoke are less likely to get lung cancer; OR if you eat at McDonalds 5 times a week you're more likely to be a fat lard. Duh, Duh, Duh.
That last one wasn't a study, it was a publicity stunt by morgan spurlock. He's a complete tool. Also, he didn't just eat at mcdonalds. He ate until he was sick three times a day. other people have done the 30 day mcdonalds thing and didn't get fat. The trick is to stop eating when you get hungry.
That was the best post EVER.
I think the most incredible aspect of Simon's post was that he was actually capable of typing in the word verification.
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