For all you 24 fans out there

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn't want to.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.

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