Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Don’t move that Rock or you’ll upset the fairies mustn’t upset the fairies.

I’m at a loss for words to describe just how stupid this is. To make matters worse, the article seems to take this seriously and runs in the same paper that accused 53million voters of being stupid for voting for Bush.

3 Comments:

Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Wow, that's definitely the clincher on proving that people are in fact stupid . I feel like my intelligence has been insulted by knowing that I'm related to these people simply because I'm human.

31/1/06 10:23  
Blogger Garble said...

I could almost understand it if there was some sort of historical importance to the rock. But their isn't. They even said in the article, we know the rock is old and think it's important we just don't know why. Plus fairies live under it so you'd better leave it alone. You want proof that fairies aren’t real. There isn’t a season on hunting them. If there were it would proabbly be like dove hunting. More for fun than for food.

31/1/06 10:53  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

The idea that fairies even exist is preposterous. Everyone over there should get the electric chair. Maybe tonight I'll find some mystical sprites in the wood pile. I better leave the pile alone though, wouldn't to rob any of their enchanted slumber. Idiots everywhere.

31/1/06 11:44  

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