Monday, March 19, 2007

Go see 300.

It's really really good. It's cheesy and it doesn't care. It's so far over the top I think they were trying to pole vault. Best of all, Iran is pissed about the movie. They think we did it just to be mean to them. They're stupid. But we already knew that.

That's my entire review.

I challenge anyone from the spoonhouse to find something from 300 that was bad. Not just imperfect but actually bad.



Blogger Jim Brannick said...

I saw that movie last week whilst the wife was up in Michigan. I can sum up 300 in one word- GAY. That movie was so homosexual that I was worried somebody was going to come up to me in the theatre and make a pass. Consider this, 300 spartans running around in loin cloths with their abs flexed dueling against Xerxes (who looked like a transvestite during Mardi Gras). Fucking gay. What's really sad is that Garble makes no mention of the beekcakeness of the movie- but he did go on a rant a while back about how latently homosexual the He-man cartoon was. If you want to be a queer, go see 300.

19/3/07 18:53  
Blogger Garble said...

See, Jim loved the movie also.

20/3/07 03:20  
Blogger Matt McMinn said...

The only thing I need to know about 300 is that the indie kid at work thought it was awesome, and he gets really mad every time I say that "I can't wait for it to come out on netflix so I can see it". I also heard there was a lot of guy ass in it, which I don't need to see in a theater.

20/3/07 05:52  
Blogger NDammitt said...

Common Matt, you know that you want to see those sweaty buns on iMax.

20/3/07 14:00  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...

Common Matt. Indigenous to lower Michigan and southern Ohio, the Common Matt can usually be found dwelling in dark cave-like structures, only stepping outside at night to forage for a variety of cheese and carbohydrate based foods. Do not let the Common Matt's un-kept appearance fool you, though slow and cumbersome a common matt is very intelligent and may infact inflict some sort of virus to any technology in the nearby area if provoked. Common Matt's were once thought to reproduce asexually until a recent scientific expedition to Ohio proved the existence of female common matt's with a brood of Mattlings! If you happen to see a Common Matt in the wild, be sure to alert the proper DNR offices so more can be learned about these stunning and rare creatures.

21/3/07 05:19  
Blogger Garble said...

Simon that was hilarious! The common matt is the officil spoonhouse mascot. Anyone want to draw a picture of the common matt?

21/3/07 07:30  
Blogger NDammitt said...

Stupid auto spell checker...

22/3/07 18:22  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...


23/3/07 05:40  

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