For all you metros out there...
Philips has a new product called the "Bodygroom", which they claim will give you an "extra optical inch". Check out their website, where the spokesman does his best Bruce Campbell impression (in fact, I don't know why Philips didn't hire Bruce-- I mean, if Old Spice can afford him...). Be sure to hover over the 'Main Menu' area at the bottom left to watch the music video, etc.
posted by Jim Brannick at 7:43 AM
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IS the jungle getting a little thick down in Texas? Is that why you're lurking the net looking for personal grooming products?
To answer your question- no. I've been blessed with a naturally shorn scrotum. Unfortunately, in a bizarre twist of fate, my hair-free taint is offset by a rather gorilla-like smattering of dorsal follicles. Hence my internet lurking for personal grooming.
btw, since when did you start called your groin area "Texas". Dude, that's just weird.
But a man's groin and texas have a lot in common!
Like scorpions.
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