Wednesday, March 07, 2007

For all you metros out there...

Philips has a new product called the "Bodygroom", which they claim will give you an "extra optical inch". Check out their website, where the spokesman does his best Bruce Campbell impression (in fact, I don't know why Philips didn't hire Bruce-- I mean, if Old Spice can afford him...). Be sure to hover over the 'Main Menu' area at the bottom left to watch the music video, etc.


Blogger NDammitt said...

IS the jungle getting a little thick down in Texas? Is that why you're lurking the net looking for personal grooming products?

8/3/07 06:02  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

To answer your question- no. I've been blessed with a naturally shorn scrotum. Unfortunately, in a bizarre twist of fate, my hair-free taint is offset by a rather gorilla-like smattering of dorsal follicles. Hence my internet lurking for personal grooming.

btw, since when did you start called your groin area "Texas". Dude, that's just weird.

8/3/07 06:19  
Blogger Garble said...

But a man's groin and texas have a lot in common!

9/3/07 03:20  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...

Like scorpions.

9/3/07 07:11  

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