Man denies purple shirt reflects his homosexuality.

Local salesman (name withheld to protect homo's identity) denies alledged reports of his flaming homosexuality. But his flamboyant attire only cements his already "questionalble" sexual orientation.

In his defense, the man quotes, "Man, suck one dick and you're labled a homo! What gives?"

"I fuckin' knew it." States a close friend and co-worker.

Another co-worker went on the record, saying, "He loves the beef whistle."