Friday, June 09, 2006

Book's almost here and ready to rock.

My buddy and I have been working on a novel for some time now, and we're nearing the final stages of completion. All we need to do is finish up one more chapter, proof-read, and add little things here and there. Then it's time to send it out to every major publisher there is. Hopefully this will boost us up to stardom and fame and glory and riches, then we can leave this two-bit dump known as Holly. All of you ungrateful assholes better buy this book.


Blogger Garble said...

Good for you. What's the book about? I'd love to read a draft if you've got one.

9/6/06 08:03  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

Your book is gonna be a piece of shit. There's no way it's gonna beat Maddox's, so why should I waste my money?

9/6/06 08:04  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Umm.. Dickhead, did I mention anything about Maddox? No. It doesn't have anything to do with Maddox, or anything related to him, and it's not a rant book. It shares no similarities whatsoever with Maddox-style anything. It also has nothing to do with previous rants from me or anything on Spoonhouse. So eat my dick.

9/6/06 08:23  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Garble, I'll find a draft of one of the chapters and send it to you in a few days.

9/6/06 08:25  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Oh by the way Jackoff T. Buttblood. We initially started this project about two years ago. Long before Fatass Maddox said anything about books and ruined writing for everyone else.

9/6/06 08:26  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

I didn't say it was related to his book at all...did I fuckwad? I just read his and it is great, that's all. So great that I never have to buy another book again. So why don't you just go suck a fart out of my ass?

I was just kidding anyway. Just haven't ripped on you in awhile. I wanna read it, too! Send me a chapter.

9/6/06 09:15  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

I'll send you the chapter where all the chicks bend over and take in the ass. But for real I'll you guys a sample chapter in a few days.

9/6/06 10:18  

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