Book's almost here and ready to rock.

My buddy and I have been working on a novel for some time now, and we're nearing the final stages of completion. All we need to do is finish up one more chapter, proof-read, and add little things here and there. Then it's time to send it out to every major publisher there is. Hopefully this will boost us up to stardom and fame and glory and riches, then we can leave this two-bit dump known as Holly. All of you ungrateful assholes better buy this book.