Monday, June 05, 2006

How the hell do they get the guy to turn on the teacher?!

In Texas it’s illegal for a teacher to have sex with a student no matter what the age. I get the logic behind this. They’re assuming that it can never be consensual because the teacher is in a position of power. But there needs to be an exception in some circumstances. To that end I think that the legislature needs to meet and amend this law immediately. If the student is 18 and if it’s a guy and if the teacher is a 25 year old former beauty queen than its all good. At worst she should be punished by having to post naked pictures of herself on the internet. I think the guy should be punished for screwing up a good thing. He should be forced to play video games and D&D until it’s impossible for him to get another hotty.


Blogger Jim Brannick said...

I read the news story, and it didn't sound like the kid who was porking the teacher was the one who told police, rather:
"... another student sent an anonymous note last month to Hebron's resource police officer that indicated Ms. McElhenney's cellphone contained "intimate" text messages to and from the 18-year-old."

So, I think there should be a law against ratting out your friends when they're boning a hottie.

Man Law.

6/6/06 06:23  
Blogger Garble said...

It'll go into the same section of the penal code that addresses cameras and bachelor parties.

6/6/06 06:29  

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