Don't touch the pricipal in his naughty places at graduation.

This is funny. No matter how it goes down I’m going to laugh. Some dorks from Clio grabbed the principals but during graduation. Since they’re no longer students he can’t do anything to them. At least, nothing that any other private citizen whose ass was grabbed in front of about a thousand witnesses could do. That’s right. He called the police. He wants them charged with 4th degree sexual assault. If the universe worked the way I want it to the prosecutor will plead this down and no one’s ‘life will be ruined’. (I hate that phrase) but the kids will be inconvenienced a little.