Thursday, June 22, 2006

Hilary Duff is a stupid twat.

The universe is officially out of decent news when the only late-breaking events
have to do with how Hilary is trying to defend her formaldehyde stained cunt
from virginity-loss persecution. "But [virginity] is definitely something I like about myself." You smelly bitch, you can't come on the news and tell the world you're still a virgin. You're a movie star, you're every 14 year old boy's wet dream. We all know how movie stars are: The more publicity, the longer you stay on t.v. And the best publicity there is? Sleep with a shitload of guys. Although your face could do without publicity. Look at those bags under your eyes, it looks like you got poked in each headlight by the blunt end of Ron Jeremy's Gonorrhea protrusion. Just who do you think you're going to fool with that shit-eating grin of yours? The average moron may play into all your stupid bullshit, even plan their lives around every little thing you do, (because you have the title of "movie star", and that grants you the power to rule the universe. But nevermind the fact that genetically you're still a regular person) but they're still intelligent enough to realize the inside of your crotch is like a butcher's shop. Anyway, back to that chasm you call a vagina. It's probably so beat up and dented that you'll more than likely need to take it to the body shop for front-end collision repair. Also, her mom claims that, "The truth is Hilary is a very chaste young woman." Of course, by chaste, she means "chased" -- by every beef stick that comes within a 50 mile radius of her. Congratulations you whore, the only way to keep a penis out of that crater of yours is to weld it shut.

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