Anyone want to buy a 1990 Eagle Talon Tsi?
I just called the insurance company, and I can't afford to put insurance on this thing. What a fucking ripoff. What a bunch of retarded horseshit. I hate this country and I hate insurance companies and they can all bend over and stick coal shovels up their asses. They want almost $100 per month for a 16 year old car with 191K miles on it! These insurance companies really have our dicks in a strangle hold these days! I hope someone drops a nuclear bomb on AAA's flaccid penis, then on Esurance's cornhole, then someone can come kill me if I haven't already committed suicide by touching my dick to an electric fence. Fuck this place and fuck you insurance.
posted by Cohort Mandibles at 11:07 AM
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I hope I die. Insurance is such a waste of time and money. It should be optional. I hope I get into a car accident and kill an innocent family with babies and small children.
Teletebbie?
It's obvious this kid goes to Baker College.
I don't have any friends from Blacker.
Either that or do some work!
Is that before or after you were laid off for a year and did nothing but sit in the dark and watch tv?
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It was after. But don't knock it...that's all you do NOW. HEY! I've got an idea. Why don't you stop spending your money on pile-of-shit, japanese, chickmobiles...and use it to move out of mommy and daddy's house!
Why bother just yet? Why would I want to spend $600 a month on an apartment, plus all the extras that go along with it? I'm still in college, it would be totally pointless. Plus, I don't have a secure enough job yet, but when I get that degree, then I'll have a much higher chance of getting a real job. So I think I'll just sit tight for awhile.
I've got to tell you, you're smarter than you look. And that reminds me... hey wait. Where did everyone else go?
They all pussed out.
It's too intense in here for the average schoolgirl
Ohh go back to your nest mother hen.
I'm just taking it to MIS and driving it at redline in first gear until there's a nuclear meltdown. Then take a bulldozer courtesy of Bobcat and push it into a volcano, and then push the volcano into the ocean.
You bitched and moaned every day like a woman on a 3 week continuous period after finding out her husband was cheating on her with the family pet. All day every day it was "bank account this, bank account that, damn this costs a lot, why did I even buy this??" Then you had to receive the talk from dad about wise money management. Don't even act all high and mighty like you're the king of the universe and of the 4th dimension and never been susceptible to bitching about money and funding. Fucking stagnant pool of sperm swimmer-iner.
Also the phrase about never owning a turbo is false priest feeler, because I have the title to the Talon. So stop me if I'm wrong, but that's owning a turbo. Meathead.
Also the phrase about never owning a turbo is false priest feeler, because I have the title to the Talon. So stop me if I'm wrong, but that's owning a turbo. Meathead.
Whatever squirrel nuts. You couldn't afford an EVO if your life depended on it. It's too fast for you anyway. You can't seem to keep a '94 Work Truck on the road, and you sure as hell can't keep an EVO under control.
I'm taking the Shit-balt to the store for the sign. And I'll push the Talon down the road in neutral so I can put it on the corner.
So far this is the only impulse buy I had to let go of. Everything else I kept or have sold because I made a profit, not because I was too poor to afford it. While you're out old-manning it up on the lake, I think I'll take my new quad (which is faster than yours by the way) out for a spin, clean the Talon, then round off the night by taking the Cobalt out to the bar. BTW, your truck needs to have the oil pressure gauge looked at, have all the rust holes in the body fixed, the bottoms of the doors fixed, and have the grill remounted without bungee cords. Have fun.
And don't forget the plastic cover on the tail gate!
A.D.D. is kicking in.....ooo shiney..
you can't even get PL/PD for less than $100/month? Maybe you need a new insurance company.
As far as me being a "puss" and leaving this thread: I'm sorry, I was riveted to Garble & NDAmmitt's post on the Constitution. But then I realized that was a worthless bucket of pubes. However, after reading the previous 56 comments, I deem this thread a steaming pile of dingle-berries.
I'm off to start a new series called "Cohortus Mandiblus: The Lost Rants"
Yeah...the whole thing was pretty pointless. But probably more fun to read than the droaning going on in Garble and ND's thread.
Wow, this is stupid.
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