Latest list of Scotch Lad facts
1. Jesus wears a bracelet that says "WWSLD?".... What Would Scotch Lad Do?
2. Mary had a little lamb... and Scotch Lad ATE IT!!!
3. Scotch Lad has already been to Mars, that's why there's no signs of life there.
4. They once tried to make Scotch Lad brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
5. Scotch Lad's actually been dead for the past 10 years, the Grim Reaper's just afraid to tell him.
6. Scotch Lad was born feet first so that he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Scotch Lad except Scotch Lad!
7. Before he forgot a gift for Scotch Lad, Santa Claus WAS real.
8. Scotch Lad clogs the toilet when he goes #1.
9. One time, Scotch Lad ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
10. Scotch Lad frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
2. Mary had a little lamb... and Scotch Lad ATE IT!!!
3. Scotch Lad has already been to Mars, that's why there's no signs of life there.
4. They once tried to make Scotch Lad brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
5. Scotch Lad's actually been dead for the past 10 years, the Grim Reaper's just afraid to tell him.
6. Scotch Lad was born feet first so that he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Scotch Lad except Scotch Lad!
7. Before he forgot a gift for Scotch Lad, Santa Claus WAS real.
8. Scotch Lad clogs the toilet when he goes #1.
9. One time, Scotch Lad ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
10. Scotch Lad frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
posted by Jim Brannick at 5:52 AM
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5 Comments:
You forgot:
Scotch Lad plays raquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
I just came across this one:
Scotch Lad sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Scotch Lad roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every Wednesday.
My favorite is number 9.
Or Scotchlad doesn't go hunting.... SCOTCHLAD GOES KILLING
Once again Simon, Irony is lost on you.
I did, I just thought it was funny because it was over the top. Sort of taking the joke to extremes where it dies? Anyway It didn't come across correctly so no matter what I intended it's not funny. I'll post something absurd to make up for it.
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