Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Self-righteous assholes who never shut the fuck up.

The problem with college is being exposed to people. There are some people who just feel the need to speak and be recognized throughout class. Like having confirmation from the professor somehow puts their conscience to rest. Do you maybe feel better that you justified your very existence because a minute authority figure agreed with what you said? Now here's the real conundrum: no one is interested in the telling of your half-wit, unorganized stories after everything the professor says. Nobody cares about your witty quips and pseudo-intellectual prowess. These addle-pates always have to bring up their own life experiences from some arbitrary point in time to justify their relevance to the classroom lecture. You're just one unimportant person, nobody cares about your inept opinions on the subject matter. What makes this the worst kind of opination is that the class is Cultural Diversity. Oh yeah, every jackass in the room has something to say about equal rights. Everyone always plays it off like they have never done anything wrong and never will. You don't need to waste classroom time trying to make yourself out to be a super-egalitarian that doesn't fit the mold of society. Everyone has stereotyped, everyone has prejudices, everyone is in some form or another a bigot, and everyone discriminates. If you say you're not subject to anything in the aforementioned sentence, then you're a dirty liar and a filthy slut. There has always and will always be the opressed vs. the opressor. You're not a superhero or the controller of the universe, you're not a divinely righteous gallant, and there's not a penguins chance in Hades that you will get six billion people to all agree on the same thing. Just shut the fuck up so we can get out of class at a decent time.

10 Comments:

Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

Amen.

25/1/06 10:43  
Blogger Garble said...

That's probably your best work to date.

25/1/06 11:08  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

It gets irritating doesn't it? You can't stop it either, so I'm just going to bring ear plugs to class. Last week we spent a half an hour talking about old Nintendos and computers. If I wanted a dose of nostalgia, I would have looked through my closet. I hate people at school.

25/1/06 12:53  
Blogger Garble said...

Don't limit yourself by proximity like that. Try to think globally. Don't just hate people at your school, hate people everywhere. It might take some work, but I'm sure you have plenty of hate to go around

25/1/06 18:57  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Oh I do hate everyone everywhere. It's just easier to hate people that are in my immediate vicinity.

26/1/06 05:44  
Blogger Garble said...

Framiliarity breed contempt.

26/1/06 06:24  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

What the fuck is FRAMILIARITY?

26/1/06 06:54  
Blogger Garble said...

It's a typo/spelling error. What did you think it was?

26/1/06 09:17  
Blogger NDammitt said...

Might it be a lude and Leviticus relationship with an oil filter?

26/1/06 16:48  
Blogger Garble said...

What does it mean to have a Leviticus relationship? Is that like a lascivious relationship?

27/1/06 05:02  

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