Quality assay. (I originally had Quality analysis, but Simon bitched about ANALysis. What a tool).

I was bored one day, so I decided to conduct my own quality assay on the Gamecube videogames. I had two copies of Robotech, so I put one copy through the rigorous Cohort Test of Hell. First I tried my own version of myth busting by sticking the cd into the microwave. This is my first time doing that, and rumor has it cd's will explode. Not in the case of the Gamecube cd. I put it in there on High for 10 seconds and it came out in pristine shape. Slightly bemused, I went for another approach: magnets. I rubbed a magnet across the surface that gets read by the laser, and across the opposing side. Nothing more than a few scratches, and the game runs perfect. Not knowing what else to do, I just soaked it in good old gasoline for a few minutes. I don't know what this was supposed to accomplish, (maybe the laser lighting it on fire?) but it wasn't effective. I came to the conclusion that other than shattering the disc into millions of unuseable pieces, that it is in fact indestructible, and held to the highest quality standards that Nintendo is always known for.