Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Superhero quiz.

I just took the quiz, and it says I'm the Green Lantern. Who the fuck is the Green Lantern?


Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Ooooo, he can light his enemies on fire. Wow! I'm totally taken aback, that someone of this sheer genius could create such an interesting and astonishing character. Mmm-mmm-mm. Hey, I just thought of a new character, it could be Lighter Man. His powers would be to light people on fire with his dick, as well as lighting peoples cigarettes without the unsavory stench of kerosene. Any asshole can light something on fire, I can light something on fire, but that doesn't give me the proper credentials to be a superhero. If Stan Lee was the inventor of the Green Lantern, then I have lost all respect for him.

24/1/06 07:32  
Blogger Garble said...

Simon is wrong. But His idea is almost better than the truth so I'll let it stand.

24/1/06 08:34  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...


24/1/06 08:43  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

Go ahead, Tim. We all know you want to tell him absolutely EVERYTHING about the Green Latern. It's OK.

24/1/06 13:09  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Yes Garble, shed some light on the Green Lantern.

24/1/06 13:14  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

Fuck, spelled lantern wrong. Oh well. He's a retarded charcter anyway.

24/1/06 13:18  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Yeah, I looked up some pics of the Green Assclown. He looks quite the gay.

24/1/06 13:26  

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