2008 Spoonhouse predictions

1. Another spoonhouse spawn will happen because birth control is hard and we still drink.
2. Cohort will move out of his parents house. (Again)
3. Cohort will move back into his parents house. (Again)
4. NDammit will refinish one side of one coke machine and than discover he wants to do pottery. He won't make any pots but he will get a bunch of tools to do so.
5. Lunchbox will make more money than all of us put together but loose it investing in a Laotian collectible cards game.
6. Jim will get a promotion and finally get a real (soul crushing) job. He'll realize how good he's got it when he get's emails from his current co-workers showing what they caught at work.
7. Jack Briggs and Simon will drunk too much and have sex (Again). We'll all act like we don't know. (Again)
8 My diarhea will eventually go away as I get over this fucking flu. Seriously I don't know why I eat. It's easier to just throw the food in the toilet and hit myself in the stomach. At least than my ass wouldn't be sore from the fucking TP.
8. The only comment to this post will correct a spelling/usage error.
9. Jizzoel will find a new woman with a soft voice and adams apple. We'll all pretend we don't notice. (Again)

The frist week of 2008 sucked

1. I blew out my back.
2. I got the flu. Thanks to the flu (don't ask or I'll explain it) I now Hate shrimp. I used to really love shrimp.
3. Both my kids got sick. One's better. And at my folks thank gawd.
4. One of my 'sort of bosses' (he gives orders I follow if I want, or not) called me Friday afternoon to tell me that I made the wrong decision about something 4 months ago (he's wrong it's a good thing to save 26.5 million$) But my boss's boss's boss's boss wants to have a meeting with everyone who made the decision (me) and everyone between me and him (my boss, his boss, his boss's boss) to 'make sure this doesn't happen again.'
5. My wife is exhausted from the kids and my being a gimp and in a bad mood.
6. Because of all of the above I'm annoyed with her. (also, why the hell does lunch take 5 hours and include shopping and why didn't she just say that up front?)
7. I'm tired sick and in a bad mood and I have to homework for my last grad class so you could actually replace 'my wife' with the rest of the planet in no. 6. What can I say. I've got a lot of love to give.

Good News
1. This is my last grad class.