Monday, July 16, 2007

Spoonhouse vows of friendship

If living by the following "rules" makes you a good friend, then I guess McMinn is the best friend I've got.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.


Blogger Simon Hawk said...

"Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth."

Cohort, rebuttle?

17/7/07 07:47  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

I think Cohort's been hanging out at the Fenton Cinema.
I was there on Saturday night and it seemed like someone had mixed piss and maple syrup and spread it all over the carpet. And I had to peel my foot off the concrete after it it was JB welded to the floor.
that place is such a dump... and the white trash that goes there--- let's just say the prime/megatron battle was interrupted by a beer can which rolled down the floor hitting every seat and reminded me of that "Plinko" game from the Price is Right.

17/7/07 07:57  

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