Spoonhouse vows of friendship
If living by the following "rules" makes you a good friend, then I guess McMinn is the best friend I've got.1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.
posted by Jim Brannick at 10:05 AM
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2 Comments:
"Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth."
Cohort, rebuttle?
I think Cohort's been hanging out at the Fenton Cinema.
I was there on Saturday night and it seemed like someone had mixed piss and maple syrup and spread it all over the carpet. And I had to peel my foot off the concrete after it it was JB welded to the floor.
that place is such a dump... and the white trash that goes there--- let's just say the prime/megatron battle was interrupted by a beer can which rolled down the floor hitting every seat and reminded me of that "Plinko" game from the Price is Right.
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