Monday, July 16, 2007

Spoonhouse vows of friendship

If living by the following "rules" makes you a good friend, then I guess McMinn is the best friend I've got.

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth.

2 Comments:

Blogger Simon Hawk said...

"Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth."

Cohort, rebuttle?

17/7/07 07:47  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

I think Cohort's been hanging out at the Fenton Cinema.
I was there on Saturday night and it seemed like someone had mixed piss and maple syrup and spread it all over the carpet. And I had to peel my foot off the concrete after it it was JB welded to the floor.
that place is such a dump... and the white trash that goes there--- let's just say the prime/megatron battle was interrupted by a beer can which rolled down the floor hitting every seat and reminded me of that "Plinko" game from the Price is Right.

17/7/07 07:57  

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