Dream world.
I had a dream the other night that I was banging this really hot chick in the Freeman's parking lot. It was awesome because I had approximately 17" of linear lumber to use at my discretion, and the chick was some moron I went to highschool with so I made sure to pound her extra hard so it would hurt. All was going well until Simon had to call my cell phone and wake me up. D'oh. I wish dreams had save spots like videogames.
3 Comments:
This is the funniest and most disturbing thing I've seen you write yet.
I laughed when I read it.
Cohort, you REALLY need to move away from Holly. This post proves it.
happy belated b-day, btw.
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