FYI
I made a rule over the weekend that none of our kids are going to be allowed to date each other. It's bad enough that I know you guys, I don't want to be related to you too. Just letting you all know.
posted by Matt McMinn at 8:01 AM
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9 Comments:
Good rule
Definitely. Tell Simon if he ever has them...to keep those little bastards away from my kids!
Simon's not really much of a 'breeder'. You probably don't have to worry.
The thought of Simon reproducing doesn't scare me nearly as much as the idea of Cohort pulling a K-Fed and running around Holly knocking up every piece of trailer trash that'd climb onto his little carrot.
Why would I do that? Just because I live in Holly doesn't mean I like Holly or its "women". Besides, I already have a girlfriend.
The fact that you're renting an apartment in holly sort of does mean you like it there. out of a whole world full of space you picked Holly. You must like it more than the alternatives.What other explanation could there be?
It's close to home, it's cheaper, it has a fireplace, and I get a roommate to split all the bullshit.
You mean a roomate to have gay sex with.
Cohort, you were free to live anywhere you wanted. You picked Holly. Now that's fine. (I guess) but it really implies that when you balanced out all you wants and needs Holly was the best place you could find to live.
Either that or you're so stupid you chose to pay rent to live somewhere you don't want to.
(Apparently with jack)
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