Why patience is a virtue...

Snipers are trained to be vigilant. They will seek out a vantage point, dig in, and wait. Patiently. Silently. Oftentimes for days on end without moving so much as an inch. When they need to piss they let it run down their leg. When they need to shit... well, you get the picture. They are patience personified.
Every once in a while, we civilians have the patience to follow thru on a well laid plan. So here's the set-up:
People are following you around the blogosphere attempting to thwart you attempts at collegial humor. So, you create a "secret" blog with the hopes that it will be discovered. You lace the blog with a couple rips, in both written and sound byte form. Then you wait for your hapless victim to do a blogger search that will inevitably lead them to your booby trap. Sure enough, just like the Rebel fleet at the Battle of Endor, your prey blunders into your nefarious machination.
Unfortunately, many months have passed since this would've been REALLY funny. Which simply proves that although patience may be a virtue, humor requires careful timing.