Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Total Bullshit...

Can anyone tell me WHY exactly they are trying to destroy the new Batman franchise already? Christopher Nolan was off the a great start with this new series. He pulled the Batman franchise out of the utterly ridiculous funk created by the likes of shitfuckers like Tim Burton and Joel Shumacher. Turning it into a movie truly worthy of the Dark Knight. Then he goes and commits a travisty by letting them cast that asspirate Heath Ledger as the fucking Joker. Bob Kane is turning over in his grave as we speak...



Blogger Simon Hawk said...

I heard they were going to cast Orlando Bloom as Bane...

1/8/06 08:05  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

Fuck you. There's no way. I think they should leave Bane out of the series all together. He was stupid.

1/8/06 08:06  
Blogger Garble said...

Bane was okay at first. Than, like most things in comics, they over did it. The origonal idea was good. Bad guy knows he can't beat BM head on so he wears him down with a bunch of little villans, takes some drugs to buff up and THAN kicks batmans ass.

What's wrong with HL as joker? He sort of looks like the joker. (Or as close as a real human can come) and he's not a /bad/ actor. I'm not exactly a fan, but I don't hate the guy.

He was okay in the patriot. Is it just that he played a gay man in a movie?

1/8/06 08:26  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

No. He looks like a pussy. And the fucker couldn't act his way out of a paper bag. The only reason he got nominated for an Oscar is becasue he played a gay guy. Being gay is the new "cool" thing to do. So naturally the academy is gonna bathe a movie about homos in Oscars because being a homo is "in." And you could've put anyone in his role in The Patriot and they would have pulled it off. All he did was act slightly rebellious, get sewn into a burlap bag, and die. Shit, I could've done that.

Speaking of shitty cast picks, did you hear Topher Grace is playing Venom? WTF?

1/8/06 08:37  

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