Wednesday, July 26, 2006


File this one under Comics, news of the absurd and maybe culture wars.

The Cohort Summary: Guy almost goes to prison for mocking Jesus with cartoons.

My question: Is this good because it shows that Traditional Western Values (TWV) are being protected? Or is this bad because free expression is an inalienable human right that’s being denied?

(more beat this caption posts coming tonight)


Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

People are so fucking annoying. Oooo some asshole kid made a cartoonish jab at some old guy. Wow! Call the presses, the universe is about to come to a screeching halt.

26/7/06 07:11  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

I know what you mean. I'm so ashamed to be a fucking human lately. We're gonna blow ourselves up soon, anyway. So it doesn't even matter.

26/7/06 09:55  
Blogger Garble said...

You cry babies sound like al franken.
Boo Hoo Boo Hoo everything is terrible. The world is going to blow up.
Screw that, life is great.

26/7/06 10:27  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

And you sound like Mary fucking Poppins. You know, you used to hate people and the world. What the fuck happened? Never thought I'd see the day when Garble turned into a "glass is half full" guy.

26/7/06 10:30  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Everything is terrible, from your mind-numbing posts, to the yo-skillet-thugs filching everything because they're too lazy and ugly to get jobs. We only respond this way because your posts are so boring. We come in here and dumb everything up just to de-rail the conversation. The footer at the bottom of Spoonhouse doesn't even apply anymore. This isn't a cool, mysterious place with hilarious antics and ripping on people. This is more like a direct feed from the White House. On a side note, I hope the universe explodes.

26/7/06 10:43  
Blogger Garble said...

Simon, sorry I misread your post. Other than that you're a d

Jack, why would I hate people? I'm not sure they're 100% real. Since life is good for me I figure life is good in general.

Cohort, Sucks that you're so unhappy with your life and depressed. Have you considered killing yourself to end the agony? I know it sounds extreme but you should consider it.

26/7/06 11:04  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

I'm not unhappy with my life, I'm unhappy with everyone elses stupid life. Maybe the world wouldn't be so annoying if everyone else croaked.

26/7/06 11:10  
Blogger Garble said...

Everything is proceeding as I had foreseen.

26/7/06 11:13  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

He's probably in the bathroom as we speak, drying off his tampons and refilling his 2% milk bottle.

26/7/06 11:39  

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