because hot chicks at comicons are cool

When I googled "hot chicks at comic book conventions", one of the hits was this forum.
Here's my favorite response to the original question:
"the ratio of men to women is ten to one. The ratio of men to unattached women is one hundred to one. The ratio of men to unattached women that you can look at without throwing up over is one thousand to one. However, 99.99% of the men are bald, fat, smelly and pimply. That just leaves me and you as normals but we only have one chick between us. I'm going to get there early so you have no chance of scoring at all. Sorry..."