Monday, August 14, 2006

Reason Number 1,542,980 that it's better to be Here than there.

Jack should have gone to China, this is right up his alley.

SHANGHAI, China (AP) -- A county in southwestern China has killed as many as 50,000 dogs in a government-ordered campaign following the deaths of three local people from rabies, official media reported on Tuesday...Dogs being walked were taken from their owners and beaten to death on the spot, it said. Other killing teams entered villages at night creating noise to get dogs barking, then homing in on their prey. [Emphasis mine]

10 Comments:

Blogger Simon Hawk said...

haha.

14/8/06 06:30  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

They killed 50,000 dogs because 3 idiots died of rabies?? Ohhh no, not 3 people out of 4.6 trillion. Watch out China, you're population is running a little low. Three people is not that big of a deal, they should have killed 50,000 people instead.

14/8/06 06:34  
Blogger Jim Brannick said...

I can't speak for Jack, but I always thought he liked dogs. Now if they'd been slaughtering cats...

As far as China and their ridiculous population:
I think it's hilarious that their youth population is becoming overwhelmingly male dominated. They show clips of their schools, and they're nearly all boys! (I won't get into what they do with baby girls when they're born).
Also, here's a message for China: STOP USING SO MUCH GAS!!! You did just fine on bikes and rickshaws for last century.

14/8/06 07:05  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

That would have been sweet if they were slaughtering cats. I would have flown over there myself with a baseball bat and a cattle prod and kicked some cat ass.

14/8/06 07:09  
Blogger Garble said...

Jack hates dogs. Or at least that's what he always told me. China is a hell of a country run by ass hats.

14/8/06 07:27  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...

I've noticed through the years that comic book/gaming people use the term "ass hat" on a fairly regular basis. This isn't necessarily a rip, but I was wondering if anyone else can back me up on this.

14/8/06 07:30  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

Dogs blow. They should keep killing dogs and move on to the people. It's just like deer hunting. You gotta thin out the herd!

14/8/06 07:31  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

I remember Kyle using the term "ass hat", and Garble saying it more than a few times. I still think it sounds kinda funny.

14/8/06 07:32  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...

Im wondering if there is a direct relation between GM's and the term "ass hats"

BTW, I agree with Jim, stop using so much fucking gas! Cut it out China!

14/8/06 07:37  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Haha, did anyone see the episode of Futurama where Fry made a rickshaw with oblong wheels? That was awesome. Matt Groening rules.

14/8/06 07:39  

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