Not the first time a "doritos" joke turned ugly

[intro: the following is a chat between Simon and Jim concerning the fact that Garble's headset is so quiet it makes him sound like he's on Uranus. I think D&M might be able to explain to Garbs how amplified sound works.]
Simon says:

Dammint Garble, just put the microphone up to your mouth!!!!

Jim says:

his mic is in the living room, he's in the den

Simon says:

Garble, I TOLD you to quit spitting dorito chunks into the Mic, jeese!

Jim says:

he might still have the plastic packaging on the mic...

Simon says:

Garble left his Mic condom on...great.

Jim writes:

Simon says:

that looks......well....

Jim says:

dude, that looks weird

Jim says:

sorry

Simon says:

yeah....

Jim says:

you get my meaning...

Simon says:

Sounds like a new AThug name "Yo Yo Yo, dis be Rapper Mic bustin' out some tunes bitches"

Jim writes:

Simon writes:

Jim writes:

Simon says:

his mouth looks like a piece of pizza

Simon says:

No, he looks like Gluttony from FMA

Jim writes:

Simon says:

siiiiiiiiiiiiick

Simon says:

'toes'

Jim says:

again, sorry

Simon says:

quit inserting things into stuff

Jim says:

you've got a sick mind

Simon says:

So