Best Greeting Cards Ever

Tired of shitty e-cards? These cards really say how we all truly feel. Too bad we couldn't send them to co-workers and family without being committed.

Amazingly, they have personalized cards for Spoonhouse members:

Garble's card.
Simon's card.
Cohort's card.
Jim's card.
Jack's card.
McMinn's card.
NDammitt's card.
Jizzoel's card.

And here's an office memo that Simon sends out to the team at Scrotal Design every Friday morning: