"Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him." ~ Anonymous
posted by Cohort Mandibles at 10:45 AM
Try not to piss all over it would ya.
Too late.
I saved my pee pants and swathed them all over the seats and windshield to help break the car in.
Sweet! Are you going to get a CB radio so that you can talk to other car beds?
Nice car. Try not to beat it to death too fast.
Nah, I've been driving it like an old lady. I'm making this one last.
So you'll be bragging about your new car in what, 6 months?
Why would I brag about it in 6 months if I have it now? And why would I even brag about it now anyway?
No, see, cause you'll wreck this one by then, and have a new one - oh forget it.
Ahh I see. No I won't wreck it. I didn't wreck the Cobalt or the Spyder before it.
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Try not to piss all over it would ya.
Too late.
I saved my pee pants and swathed them all over the seats and windshield to help break the car in.
Sweet! Are you going to get a CB radio so that you can talk to other car beds?
Sweet! Are you going to get a CB radio so that you can talk to other car beds?
Nice car. Try not to beat it to death too fast.
Nah, I've been driving it like an old lady. I'm making this one last.
So you'll be bragging about your new car in what, 6 months?
Why would I brag about it in 6 months if I have it now? And why would I even brag about it now anyway?
No, see, cause you'll wreck this one by then, and have a new one - oh forget it.
Ahh I see. No I won't wreck it. I didn't wreck the Cobalt or the Spyder before it.
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