Thursday, August 17, 2006

I Am Sick and Tired

of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane

Snakes on a plane was fucking awesome.


Blogger Matt McMinn said...

Passenger: "We're all dead!"

Samuel L Jackson: "I'm not"

17/8/06 21:44  
Blogger Matt McMinn said...

Samuel L Jackson: "All praises to the PlayStation!"

17/8/06 21:46  
Blogger Matt McMinn said...

Passenger: "Get this snake off my ass!"

17/8/06 21:47  
Blogger Matt McMinn said...

And there's a kickboxer in it, and boobies.

17/8/06 21:47  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

It sounded cheesy, but I wanna see it! A movie with Samuel L. Jackson fighting killer snakes in a closed setting. Count me fucking in! And you KNOW he's not gonna die. It's a proven fact that the only thing that can kill ol' Sammy is not one, but TWO Sith Lords working together.

18/8/06 04:35  
Blogger Jack T Briggs said...

Oh, and in honor to Samuel's victory over the snakes...I decree that everyone has to use at least one "F Bomb" in every post and comment today. Don't fuck with me.

18/8/06 04:39  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

The movie sounds so fucking gay. They could have at least made a better fucking title. Oh well, I'll see it anyway.

18/8/06 05:11  
Blogger Matt McMinn said...

if you don't like this movie, you're fucking gay. which in your case won't change much.

18/8/06 06:08  
Blogger Cohort Mandibles said...

Calm down ass fuck. I said the title sounds gay, but I'm still going to fucking see it.

18/8/06 06:10  
Blogger Jizzoel said...


18/8/06 19:09  

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