EMO is still gay.
This is from steakandcheese.com; Mike, the pornographer who runs the sickfuck network routinely lambastes anything and everything that he sees. I'm sure that he's as despicable a human being as exists, but he's still funny as hell.
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Emo fags are spreading as fast as Paris Hilton's panties on a cruise ship. Yesterday while out grocery shopping, I saw 2 different sets of kids where at least 1 boy in the group was dressed up like a girl. He had make-up on, fish nets and god knows what else he was wearing underneath his clothes, and he had a decently hot chick on his arm. Then I saw another of these emo fags and he too, even though dressed like a bitch had a girl under his arm.
Has emo gotten that bad? That the kids have become so uncreative that they are now dressing up in women's clothes and prance around in fishnets as their new "style"? I think that maybe these confused kids are trying to gender-cross without actually crossing genders. Maybe they just like it up the ass and this is the easiest way to pick up other emo cross-dressers. Maybe emo fags are a new thing; just boys who like to get fucked in the ass by their girlfriends. Sure they'll call it a trend in an attempt at throwing people off the scent of their trail, but the fact is, trend or not, if you let someone insert your fingers/hands or foreign objects into your asshole, you are in fact gay. It doesn't matter what else comes out of your mouth (except cum), all we hear is "gay, gay, gay, gay, gay".
I just can't get over it. I tried my best to not go over to one of them and ask them why they were dressing like bitches, but I really didn't think that smashing some emo kids face on a Saturday would be the best decision. I'd be in jail all weekend, and since I haven't been arrested in quite a few years, I thought it best just to sit back and watch. So as I watched emo fags walk by with their glittering shiny girl belts and fishnets I couldn't help but to think about how stupid me and my friends were when we were growing up, sure I bet we looked stupid as fuck with our baggy jeans and whatnot, but you would have never caught one of us dressing up in drag.
The kids today are funny that way, I guess the pussy's just not tight enough for them, this new generation of kids are a bunch of cross-dressing bitches with small penises.
If you've never been to Steak and cheese it is not safe for work, SNC uses porn banner ads.
Emo fags are spreading as fast as Paris Hilton's panties on a cruise ship. Yesterday while out grocery shopping, I saw 2 different sets of kids where at least 1 boy in the group was dressed up like a girl. He had make-up on, fish nets and god knows what else he was wearing underneath his clothes, and he had a decently hot chick on his arm. Then I saw another of these emo fags and he too, even though dressed like a bitch had a girl under his arm.
Has emo gotten that bad? That the kids have become so uncreative that they are now dressing up in women's clothes and prance around in fishnets as their new "style"? I think that maybe these confused kids are trying to gender-cross without actually crossing genders. Maybe they just like it up the ass and this is the easiest way to pick up other emo cross-dressers. Maybe emo fags are a new thing; just boys who like to get fucked in the ass by their girlfriends. Sure they'll call it a trend in an attempt at throwing people off the scent of their trail, but the fact is, trend or not, if you let someone insert your fingers/hands or foreign objects into your asshole, you are in fact gay. It doesn't matter what else comes out of your mouth (except cum), all we hear is "gay, gay, gay, gay, gay".
I just can't get over it. I tried my best to not go over to one of them and ask them why they were dressing like bitches, but I really didn't think that smashing some emo kids face on a Saturday would be the best decision. I'd be in jail all weekend, and since I haven't been arrested in quite a few years, I thought it best just to sit back and watch. So as I watched emo fags walk by with their glittering shiny girl belts and fishnets I couldn't help but to think about how stupid me and my friends were when we were growing up, sure I bet we looked stupid as fuck with our baggy jeans and whatnot, but you would have never caught one of us dressing up in drag.
The kids today are funny that way, I guess the pussy's just not tight enough for them, this new generation of kids are a bunch of cross-dressing bitches with small penises.
posted by NDammitt at 3:07 PM
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8 Comments:
So...a porn guy is ripping on someone for dressing like a chick, even though it get's him hot tail?
I'd have to say EMO is definitely on my top 10 "most hated things list." What are these kids thinking? Was shit this weird when we were growing up? "I'm different, so I'm gonna rebel by dressing like a bitch." Hot tip, asshole, there's alot of people dressing EMO nowadays. So you're rebeling through conformity? You're spot on ND. Where's their creativity? On a side note I asked Davis if he wanted to rip on EMO with us, and he said what's that? So I explained it to him, and he said, "Oh, I thought they were just called faggots."
I'm confused. I thought EMO was a punk rock thing with soem odd fashion choices. When did it merge with cross dressing? Jack do you really have a list of things you hate?
Sure do. You're number one! ha ha
I'll have to write it up and post it.
Of course I'm number 1. That's because I'm the best. I'm still not sure what EMO is. In this case it seems like EMO is being used to mean: "Stupid stuff kids are doing today"
1. France
2. Gun control
3. Liberals
4. Josh
5. I-96
6. Dogs
7. Reality TV
8. Florida
9. Jessica Simpson
10. EMO
I was thinking of changing number one to everyone on Earth except my family and friends. But I decided to stick with France.
Why's Florida on the list?
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