In an effort to make our blog more rated R.

Fuck old people and lottery tickets. Yesterday some nasty old gross lady with facial hair and liver spots was tying up the line at the party store because she had to buy 100 dollars worth of bitch-ass lottery tickets. You fucking grimey whore, you're not going to win the lottery. Just go back to your stupid trailer park and rot in a waterfall of your own vomit. I wish I was that guy hacking away with the fucking chainsaw, and that guy being hacked away was an almalgamation of every dickhead who couldn't figure out how the gas pump works at the gas station. Bloody monkey dicks.