Monday, October 13, 2008

Reasons why Garble has no friends.

1 Thinks criticizing everything about you is ‘small talk’
2 Job
3 Family commitment
4 Blows off invitations to spend time with the family.
5 Thinks arguing is fun.
6 Job
7 Doesn’t return phone calls
8 The smell
9 Job
10 Thinks he’s really funny but that you just didn’t get the joke.
11 Turned 30 and still doesn’t know what ‘too far’ means.
12 Discovered that Beer and starter fluid make a cocktail called “invisible friends"

3 Comments:

Blogger Simon Hawk said...

"It's funny because it's true"

and

"That's what she said"

14/10/08 06:34  
Blogger Simon Hawk said...

"4.) Blows off invitations to spend time with the family."


You get invited to stuff? Hilarious.

14/10/08 06:44  
Blogger Garble said...

Comment no. 2 is funny

14/10/08 15:38  

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